100 Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
1. Frogs
2. Fast frogs
3. Wet fast frogs
4. When people stare at me for a long time
5. When people call my name super loud
6. Fast pigs
7. Muddy pigs
8. Muddy fast pigs
9. Smelling other people farts
10. Smelling my own fart for too long
11. When people are too close to my face
12. When people ask pointless questions
13. Unorganized teachers
14. Seatbelts that don’t buckle
15. Stinky food
16. Drugs
17. Alcohol
18. People that do drugs
19. People that drink alcohol
20. Slow drivers
21. Slow red cars
22. Slow yellow cars
23. Slow men drivers
24. Slow women drivers
25. People walking on the freeway
26. Farting loud in class
27. When people laugh at me at the wrong time
28. Long books
29. Writing on chalk boards
30. People that type fast
31. People that talk fast
32. People that walk faster than me
33. People that walk slow
34. People that don’t take baths and act like they do
35. People that eat fast
36. People that eat slow
37. People that talk slow
38. Super lazy people
39. Hot summer days
40. Cold winter nights
41. Cold showers
42. Nasty food
43. Sour milk
44. Dirty bathrooms
45. Dirty tables
46. Dirty cars
47. Dirty white shoes
48. Stains
49. Watching people fall
50. Telling someone they have a something in their nose
51. Telling someone they talk too much
52. Asking someone to stop talking to me
53. Sweaty people
54. Crazy people
55. Jail
56. Police
57. Fee statements
58. Being lost
59. Tuition
60. A pack of dogs
61. A pack of cats
62. A pack of pigs
63. A pack of wet dogs
64. A pack of pigs
65. A pack of stinky cats
66. Music I don’t understand
67. Music in a different language
68. French class
69. Spanish class
70. Wet cups
71. Dirty plates
72. Gas prices
73. Toes
74. Wet toes
75. Wet fingers
76. Bumps
77. Dropping the soap
78. Doctor office
79. Questions I don’t understand
80. Math
81. Drawing pictures
82. Young pilots
83. Old pilots
84. Cab drivers
85. Bus drivers
86. Trains
87. Small rooms
88. Lying
89. Deadlines
90. Big football players
91. Short basketball players
92. Elementary students
93. Telling someone that they are not matching
94. Telling someone that their breath stink
95. Dirty underwear
96. Dirty socks
97. Smelly shirts
98. Dudes that wear short shorts
99. Dudes that wear long t shirts
100. YOU!
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